Headaches are abominations.

I feel like someone has slammed me into a brick wall head first.
I want to know the reason why we get head aches. Seriously, I hate 'em.

I rarely get head aches.  I created some ideas on what creates them, so here, take my ideas on what creates headaches:

• Dragon dancing around your skull. A rarer cause of headaches.
• The invisible goat. Common cause.
• Dumb TBHs (to be honest statuses) from twelvies. "TBH: your pretty and smart i guess xoxoxox". Common cause.
• Zombies munching on your brain. Guaranteed pain. Not so common cause. Solve with shotgun. 

And finally;

•  Wild Indigos, they are the root of nearly every problem. Like the ultimate question, where is the other sock? An Indigo took it.

After a twenty second google search I just found out that headaches are caused by lots of things. Things like:

• Stress
• Lack of food and water
• High blood pressure
• Loud noise
• Stupid people
• Eye problems
• Rick Astley's 'Never going to give you up' 

And...

• Infections/ illnesses like the common cold. 

I think I'll just blame this headache on a wild Indy. ಥ_ಥ

That's all folks for this post. 

Word of the day: dell, a valley full of dolls...Wait no that's a song I like. It's a valley full of trees.